[to Miss Scarlet] The point is, there is one bullet left in this gun and guess who's gonna get it! Professor Plum : I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her. Well, one of us did. WADSWORTH'S CAR--TWILIGHT -- 1 WADSWORTH's car travels through the wind of an oncoming storm. [releasing Plum, Mr. Green rattles doorknob]. Mr. Green : Mrs. White That'll do it! Well, to be perfectly frank, I run a specialized hotel and a telephone service which provides gentlemen with the company of a young lady, for a short while. Colonel Mustard : Miss Scarlet Technical Specs, [grabs Professor Plum by the collar, throttling him], [after Mrs. Peacock swears that the reason she's being blackmailed is a vicious lie]. Miss Scarlet Were you planning to blackmail him, Wadsworth? Oh, how do you know what kind of pictures they are if you're such a lay-dee? : Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. Wadsworth: Miss Scarlet. Mrs. White What a godforsaken place! What did he do for a living? Mrs. Peacock I enjoy getting presents from strange men. One day, when we're alone together Wadsworth Naturally, I could hardly resist putting in an appearance. You like Kipling, Miss Scarlet? But if I wasn't trying to keep the conversation going, then we would just be sitting here in an embarrassed silence. : One plus two plus two plus one. : I had been out all evening at the movies. But then, its a very large house. We'll throw it away. a lunatic! Putting it in my pocket. Then, you suggested that we all split up. : Mr. Green : Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage! Why? [Letting go of Wadsworth] Are you a cop? : : : Some defense. Professor Plum : Ah ha! : : I'm afraid those are the negatives to which Colonel Mustard earlier referred. True or false? Get your mitts off me. Wadsworth All She is often considered the leading lady of Clue lore. [gropes her backside; she tries to brush his hand off]. : And what was he holding over you? Sure, I'll eat anything. Mrs. Peacock : : They are *my* pictures and I'd like them back, please! His head had been cut off, and so had his, uh you *know*. I detained them for the colonel and I was going to give them back as soon as Mr. Boddy was unmasked. In the 1998 PC game Clue: Murder at Boddy Mansion, Mrs. White has worked as maid and cook to the Boddy family for over 40 years. Well, how would you know. That's why he was lying on his back, in his coffin. Wadsworth [Drops thre rest of the glass with a crash]. True! Miss Scarlet : Mrs. White, you've been paying our friend, the blackmailer, ever since your husband died under, shall we say, mysterious circumstances? {blocking} The bridge is washed out from the rain. : : Cop : 1 -- EXT. It seems the six of you have one thing in common. : Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry, specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur. Professor Plum Let me show you. The game begins, with a detective being invited to a cruise by Ian Masque. : Well, what if you're the murderer? Your first husband also disappeared. : : : I do know a little bit about psychological medicine, yes. Wadsworth The scarlet flowers opened the secret passage to the Lounge, but if I remember correctly, Scarlet flowers always have five petals. Miss Scarlet At least I thought he was, but what difference does it make now? LET US IN! : No, I'm a plant. Mr. Green Mr. Boddy Professor Plum Mm, very pretty! : Look, we still have all of these weapons. Miss Scarlet : : : : : : Mr. Boddy Miss Scarlet Well, it's what we call "overkill. Clue (film): "Miss Scarlet" is an alias for the otherwise unnamed character that was played by Lesley Ann Warren. Mrs. White reacts with a startled look] : In fact the double negative has led to proof positive. : Miss Scarlet Well, what now? Oh, how disgusting! I see! But he was with us in the Billiard Room when we found Yvette screaming. Well, a lot of our airmen died, because their radios didn't work. : Colonel Mustard [quickly] It's not a trick. Miss Scarlet [angry, to Wadsworth] Oh, I'm being blackmailed all right, but I did what I'm being blackmailed for. Who are you, Perry Mason? It's what we call "psychotic.". Cop To create confusion. Wadsworth Mrs. White Colonel Mustard [to Miss Scarlet] : Professor Plum, if it's revealed that you have been implicated not only in adultery with one of your patients, but in her death and the deaths of five other people. : Who would wanna kill the cook? : The police will be here by then and there are two dead bodies in the study! What was he like? Colonel Mustard And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C. Wadsworth Professor Plum, you knew that Mr. Boddy was still alive. Sounds like hard work to me. [after Mrs. Peacock swears that the reason she's being blackmailed is a vicious lie] If I was the killer, I would kill you next. Miss Scarlet [Pouring a glass of whiskey for himself] : Colonel Mustard Miss Scarlett is the stock character of a femme fatale. Colonel Mustard Most soldiers do, don't they? There's a homicidal maniac about. I am a lady. Who's we? : Miss Scarlet You were jealous that your husband was shtupping Yvette, that's why you killed him, too! Good evening. Oh, please. , Miss Scarlet 1992 version 1996 version. Why not? Wadsworth : [impressed] I mean, how are we to get acquainted if we don't say anything about ourselves. : Good idea! For in it lies the answer to the mystery. Mr. Green : Miss Scarlet I think most men need a little practice, don't you Mrs. Peacock? Miss Scarlet Colonel Mustard Mr. Green Colonel Mustard Ladies and gentlemen, the police will be here in about forty-five minutes. Mrs. Peacock : : Wadsworth : Also used in the Gift and 50th Anniversary editions. Professor Plum Perhaps he doesn't wanna get acquainted with you. Well, that just leaves Mr. Boddy. I stole essential Air Force radio parts, and I sold them on the black market. Mrs. Peacock Mrs. Peacock But that was his job. Well, come on then, who's your husband? PLEASE! : Professor Plum Mrs. Peacock : [hysterical] Oh, who cares? What's this, Wadsworth? Mrs. White Miss Scarlet Never mind about the key, unlock the door! Why? Don't you think we should get that man out of the house before he finds out what's been going on here! That is how I made all my money. : That guy doesn't matter! This is incredible! : She used to be your cook, and she informed on you to Mr. Boddy. Wadsworth [Picking up the weapons and locking them in the cupboard]. Miss Scarlet Dead drunk. You're *not* being blackmailed? Miss Scarlet : : Maybe there is life after death. Professor Plum Being killed is pretty final, wouldn't you say? Miss Scarlet : Colonel Mustard Original transcription by: Jack Witzig Plain Text Version The opening credits appear over a sky, growing stormy. Professor Plum : : 1996 UK: Mrs. Peacock is portrayed looking almost as young as Miss Scarlett. : It should be just off there. : What did you have in mind, dear? Mrs. White : Mrs. White and to make a long story short Miss Scarlet Mrs. White Ever the mover and shaker in the Clue plot, Miss Scarlet runs "a specialized hotel and a telephone service which provide gentlemen with the company of a young lady for a short while" but her real business is secrets. Yes-What? : Mrs. White : Mrs. White Miss Scarlet Miss Scarlet He was an illusionist. Wadsworth : The key is gone! And me. Are you making moral judgements, Mrs. Peacock? Mr. Green Ruthless? : : If you are auditioning for more than two roles, prepare the monologues for each role (but no more than two monologues). : Not me. We've gotta know who did it. 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